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Carlos and Fernando, the flaming gay flamingos, had it all but they yearned for a kid, and since a $20,000 adoption in China wasn't an option, they just stole one.

Proof that even gay flamingos get what they want (snap!snap!)

Labels: Gay flamingos, Gay Flamingos adopt chick

Want to know what those crazy kid consumers just can't enough of these days, it's flavored Cocaine. You can have an outrageous pillow fight on flavored Coke, or just argue about how skinny you and your BFF's are getting!

Our source gets their cocaine from the same dealer that Lindsay Lohan and other socialites go through, and his hottest item is Strawberry Coke. The flavor is clear so it looks just like any other coke but the drip 15 minutes later taste like Strawberry Shortcake Happiness!

And since it taste good it must be good for you right?

Mommy! I want Strawberry Flavored Coke TOO!

Labels: hollywood parties, Strawberry cocaine

Even Urkel showed up to Erica's birthday in our courtyard this weekend.
The help. God we need "people"!
Towards the end of the night we just escaped in to our house with Teresa, to talk trash (and good things) about everyone outside.

Labels: Alex Ali, Courtyard, Lynn Warren, Party

We heard some of Paula's close knit friends address her behind her back as Paula Ab-drool because she passes out from pain medicine and drools on herself.

Pass it on.

Labels: new nickname, paula abdrool, PAULA ABDUL

Lynn's all time favorite Hollywood mess, Whitney Houston's, infamous interview with Diane Sawyer never gets old. It's worth revisiting because she's so possesed in this video by Bobby, who we blame for her downfall into crack head land.

At 2:30 in, Bobby talks about not smoking weed everyday ..."maybe every other day."

6:11 in she talks about a 730,000 dollar habit, "Show me the receipts! I want to see the receipts!"

Labels: Bobby Brown, Crack is Whack, Diane Sawyer Interview, Whitney Houston

Are you an emotional black guy with a dark past, or a white guy that thinks he's black? Then you're a shoe in for the audition, just post the scariest photo of you online, quit your job, and vote for yourself all day!

Apparently, the casting department decided to save some money and have people do their jobs for them by offering guys the chance to nominate and vote themselves in.

Five contestants in "New York's" next quest for love will be determined through user participation at ILoveNewYork2.com. The "I Love New York" casting site works in two ways: fans can submit themselves for consideration in the next installment of the series and they can vote to determine who makes the cut in the next competition for "New York's" heart. Online casting will be determined during three rounds of voting between April 29 and June 15. Round one submissions must include an uploaded video profile, biographical information and photos. After round one, the 60 would-be suitors with the most votes will move on to the next round. Details and requirements for each round of voting can be found at ILoveNewYork2.com.

As reality casting directors, we just know the kind of freak shows that try out for reality shows, and if you start handing over control to them, TV's going to get so real no one will watch it.

Labels: Casting call, I love New York 2, Lynn and Alex, online casting, reality castings

This is her after the accident, with a case of the coke induced FISH EYES!



"Don't look at Paris going to jail, Look at MEEEEE! I'm Driving all coked up and crashing into things!"

OK girl, you win, we're watching you now. Go ahead and do something shocking and crazy.

Everyone's watching Lindsay trying to out bad girl Paris, after her car crash last night, involving her, some coke, and two friends behind the wheel at 5:30 in the morning. After a frantic 911 call ( which we'd love to have) she hoped into a friends car ( and got rid of her baggy of coke) and taken to the hospital for "upper chest pain". The cops searched the car and found enough traces of cocaine to slap her with a DUI.

Since she was admitted to a hospital she was only " subsequently cited and released".(Good move Dinah).

Minutie by minute details for those who can't get enough.


Photos By celebritypuke.com and X17online

Labels: Arrested, Cocaine, Coke, Cops, Crash, Crash Pictures, DUI, Lindsay Lohan, Lynn and Alex, Photos of wreck

Our source that is very close to Clooney says that he recently got a birthday surprise from a starlett and it wasn't a spanking!

On May 6th, the day of his 46 birthday, he flew Scarlett Johansson from NY to Florida, where he is filming his new movie, and she sang "Happy Birthday"to him in true Marilyn Monroe style. A 20's dress, a husky voice, and oozing sex appeal.(Sounds like Clooney likes them young, she's 23!)

We're calling it right now that in a month they are going to be a couple, so remember, you heard it here first.

Labels: Couple, Dating, George Clooney, Laragmag.com, Lynn and Alex, Scarlett Johanson

Yes Rosie will never return to The View again but let us break it down for you.

NO one is ever going to watch The View ever again because we could all give a shit what Joy, and Elizabeth think, and Barbara is never even there! Rosie made the show bearable to watch, and now it's just a bunch of women talking about menopause again.

HATE IT! STOPPED WATCHING WEEKS AGO! HELLO!

The View will be cancelled in two more seasons MAX.

ABC has just announced that Rosie O’Donnell will not be back on “The View.”

Brian Frons, President of ABC Daytime, issued the following statement:

“We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to ‘The View’ and wish her well.”

Barbara Walters said: “I brought Rosie to the show. Rosie contributed to one of our most exciting and successful years at “The View.” I am most appreciative. Our close and affectionate relationship will not change.”

For her part, Rosie said: “I’m extremely grateful. It’s been an amazing year and I love all three women.”

Labels: Rosie quits, The View

In the latest issue of US Weekly Rihanna thought it was a good idea to admit to only having Lemon Water and Pineapple for breakfast, soup for lunch, egg whites for a snack, and chicken for dinner.

Egg whites for a snack?! Where the hell does she get that? And we're sorry but if you put this all together it's like 500 calories, we know anorexics that eat more than that!

Rihanna, who is 5′9″ and a size 2 now, also changed her exercise regime and says that she loves her new figure.

The poor girl is starving herself and Lynn's watching her video( which we are LOVING) and commenting on how her thighs look too big to be in ballet shoes!

Labels: Anorexic, New Diet, Rihanna, US Weekly

Ross " The Intern" has always made us cry laughing on Celebrity Fit Club, and Jay Leno, he even hit on Alex at Akbar years ago when we broke up for a month, but is he Rosie's new co host?

According to Rosie's blog:

Angie (a fan)writes in:

have you seen the Ross The Intern blog “fold it like a taco” omg die laughing. you guys need to do something together. a towel would be needed for sure. i think your his idol

we r working on a show

We would just die from happiness if they came together, and Ross looks great after dropping that baby fat.

We just hope whatever they're working on we can come on as a gay couple guest.

This clip is WAY TOO LONG, but you get an idea of his video blog.

Labels: new show, Rosie O Donnell, Ross the INtern

The Australian version of Big Brother has come under fire recently for with holding information from a contestant that his father had died.

Emma was aware of the possibility that our dad's impending death may occur whilst she was in the Big Brother production

Ms Cornell's boyfriend, Tim Stanton, told local media: "Her dad didn't want her to be upset or to feel like she had to leave the house to come to his funeral."
This happens all the time on reality programs because they don't want your breakdown to steal the show, and because you sign you life away including all rights to family contact.

On our season, after Kelly (3rd Place) hit the finale mat, producers coaxed Kelly to the side of the celebration and told her that her uncle had committed suicide. She was shocked and hurt, but your contact states, "all human and family contact out side the show will be restricted."

Labels: Amazing Race 7, Austrailia, big brother 8, Kelly, Ron and Kelly

Ok in the gay community only fat guys have large nipples, so when we see women with sand dollar nipples it scares us off.

(No offense to all our readers with large nipples)

Micha's a prime example, and we just love how she's so stoned out of her gorg that she can't even feel her nips hogging the spotlight.

Labels: Micha Barton Nipple slip, Sandollar nipples

The new teaser Trailers for her upcoming movie "I Know Who Killed Me", are giving men across the country blue balls, so why haven't you seen it yet?



She oozes so much sexuality it made us confused for a moment there. We were thinking of switching teams.

Labels: I Know Who Killed Me, Lindsay Lohan, Stripper Video

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY CONVINCE US THAT ISIAH LIKED THE GAYS, US SEEING HIM GETTING SUCKED OFF BY ONE.

Instead, we found this video of Isiah, appearing in a new version of the video for Samwell's Internet hit "What What (In the Butt)."



And yes, Isiah, we still don't like you.

HERE'S HIS LAME ASS "DON'T HATE ME I NEED A JOB" PSA.

DON'T SAY FAGGOT PSA

Labels: GLAAD, Isiah Washington, Lynn Warren, PSA

Two of the queerest gay men in the world,come together to create an all powerful SUPER FAG.

Labels: Bobby Treny, Ian Benardo, Super Queer

You're not fat, you're allergic to wheat!

A no wheat diet is sweeping Hollywood and you'll get tons of attention for your new "disorder" whenever your friends go out to eat!

Alex has lost 10lbs so far( and annoyed almost everyone), and Elizabeth Haselbeck has completely disappeared!


You can still eat rice and potato products, just no flour.

Take our NO WHEAT CHALLENGE, you'll feel better and the puffiness you can't seem to get rid of will start to melt away in front of your very eyes! Report back to us on your progress and let us know if this is the fad diet for you.

Go to www.celiac.com for everything GLUETAN FREE!

Labels: Alex Ali, Celiac Disease, Elizabeth Haselbeck, no wheat diet

One of Alex's Favorite Simpsons moments, you'll want to revisit this one.

Labels: Simpsons

Jake Gyllenhaal was snapped sleeping on a Eurostar train on Tuesday, going from Paris to London.

The super sexy star was last seen on Thursday at the Cannes Film Festival promoting his Palme d’Or-nominated film with co-stars Chloe Sevigny and Mark Ruffalo. He arrived in France about a week ago.

Just keeping tabs....

Labels: Jake Gyllenaal

A super wasted Janice Dickinson flashed her 53 year old body to photog's this week.

Get some press Janice.

Labels: Janice Dickenson nude underwear

Lindsay's upcoming 21st birthday is sure to be a booze fest, and why not? Rehab was so last month. In fact, let's just have the birthday sponsored by a vodka company. Is there a cocaine company that would like to sponsor the party?

Lindsay Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday blowout in Las Vegas, a rep for the brand confirmed to US yesterday. It’s part of a deal that could net the star around 1 million for the July 2-3 celebration. Will someone pay me to drink?

Other partners include Pure nightclub, Caesars Palace (which is providing a “specially designed” suite) and the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island. Vegas nightclubs alone have been known to offer up to $400,000 to land a top name/party whore.


Her rep said, “I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay’s birthday, as I am not the one planning it.”

But Lohan’s lawyer Mike Heller confirmed the vodka deal. “This should be one of the best parties ever,” he told Us Weekly.

Labels: Lindsay Lohan 21 Vegas Birthday

PHOTO CREDIT: Radaronline.com

Rummaging through people's stuff at a party is TON OF FUN, but rummaging through Michael Jackson's personal belongings is just fucking scary!

Here's a list of things soon to be auctioned off from May 30 to 31 at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

-Jackson's house rules for members of the Rubberhead Club, a group made up primarily of young boys who visited Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

-A sketch of a young boy signed by Michael Jackson and dated 1994.

-The singer's platinum award for the single 'Rock With You'

-black silk jacket with gold sequined epaulets

SOURCE

Labels: Auction Items, Hard Rock Hotel, Michael Jackson, Wacko Jacko

Mary-Kate Olsen has landed a co-starring role on Showtime’s dark stoner comedy “Weeds.”

Food deprived Olsen will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl, who becomes a love interest for Nancy Botwin’s (Mary-Louise Parker) son Silas (Hunter Parrish). Olsen will appear in 10 of the 15 episodes of the show’s third season, which premieres August 13.

We love this show and so should you.

Labels: Mary Kate Olson, mary-louise parker, weeds showtime

Look who showed, IAN BENARDO! We love him. He is our favorite type of crazy, delusional and self-entitled! Work those lips. Watch his video HERE!

Labels: american idol finale, iam bernardo

After a very long while of denying their relationship publicly, Robert Rodriguez and the delicious and mysterious flower that is Rose McGowan have finally gone public.

The two showed up together at the premiere of Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof in Cannes last night, after rumors that they hooked up during filming of Rodriguez’s Planet Terror.

The two had previously denied any relations, as rumors swirled that Rodriguez cheated on his then-wife (and Planet Terror co-producer) Elizabeth Avellan with McGowan.

Hmmmm.

Good from the front, but turn around and...well, you see why we're gay.

Labels: sharon stone bikini

Since Alex works at Bunim and Murray Productions, and cast many of the characters on The Simple Life 5, he was able to see a sneak peek of the 1st episode.

Here's some highlights:

- Paris and Nicole make up in a forced but funny phone call/lunch

- An ex Abercrombie and Fitch model, Hunter cross, heads the camp.(BONER ALERT!)

- The first week kicks off with Fat Campers getting a colonic! (Funniest Moment in Reality TV since Charla fell in armor )


- Susan Powter(who Alex cast) is the Fitness Expert and kicks some heiress ass!

Tune into the premiere episode that everyone will be talking about on Monday, May 28th at 10:00PM, only on E!

Labels: Alex Ali, First Look, Free or Not Free Paris Hilton, Lynn Warren, movie premieres, Nicole Ritchie, Simple Life

Since the ratings have plummeted since Rosie said she was leaving ( we stopped watching it too) the girls decided to get into a good ol' fashion cat fight to gain viewers.

Get those claws ready girls! It gets really good about two minutes in. Totally worth watching. It gets way crazy the last few minutes...crazy.

Labels: Catfight, Rosie O Donnell, The View

Holy Shit! Girl can hardly keep her heavily made-up eyes open. Wow, Paula, you need to talk to your people, they need to be keeping you in check. At least take the dosage down, we suggest no more than 500mg. Maybe 1000mg's at a party...not for work. Pull it together, you're freaking us out!

Straight up now tell me.

Labels: PAULA ABDUL intoxicated

Victoria Beckham was pulled over today in Beverly Hills for speeding. Work those sexy British ta-ta's Victoria. There is just a little bit of sunshine popping through her cleavage. You know you will be seeing this again on her and super sexy husband's reality show. Where's that damn TiVo remote?

We are starting to love this bitch.

Labels: victoria beckham police

“I’ll have done 10 series and your time’s up. It’s time then to do something new. I think it’s time to bring in new people… Ten years is a long time.”

When asked who he wants to replace him… he said:

“Donald Trump”(Donald did say recently he was working on another network show)

There's no way in hell he'd leave that cash cow, he's just trying to get the ratings back up after this unfortunate season of hype.



We haven't tuned in for weeks but we can already tell, Jordin will win, but Blake will sell the records. Proving once again that there's an "every other season curse" on American Idol.

Labels: American Idol

Welcome to my Quinceanera, which I call a Quincy! Someone has had too many nachos. Did someone say nachos...let's get some nachos.



Psst...secret time... Kelly, If you hold it out to the side it makes you look fatter. White is a no go too. We have been on the big-girl wagon too, you just have to know how to ride it.

Watching Chris Daughtry sing last night, it made us reminisce about the wonderful season, the memories, and the delusionals that never were.

Watch OUR American Idol....Ian Benardo

Click on his name to see his American Idol try out.

Who cares who wins, this season sucked a fat one, and no one compares to these lips, right IAN!



Ian Talks about Simon's Package!

Labels: American Idol, Ian Benardo

The Queen of Almost Everything was recently ripped off for more than $60,000 dollars.

Ramone Costley, an unemployed 23-year-old, recently cashed two checks under her production company KidRo.He used $53,000 to pay some bills, and withdrew more than $7,500 in cash.

Can you imagine having hundreds of millions of dollars like Rosie and being like, hey, where did that 70,000 dollars go? I just thought I had around here somewhere. Luckily she has a litgious accountant that keeps track of every penny and keeps up with her out of control generosity!

Now if she could only find Boy george and get that investment back from Taboo.

Labels: Rosie O Donnell

Photo credit: Buzz Photo

After being cheated on by Reichen, (who's no where to be found even in the reality click) Lance is showing he couldn't be happier.

He was seen out last night at PARC and had a new handsome stranger by his side, who looks a lot like Alex.... at least Alex likes to think so.

When you are a newbie gay like Lance, you tend to go through your whore phase and sleep with every hot guy you meet, so we're not expecting to see this guy ever again.

Labels: Lance Bass New Boyfriend

Paris has been told by her legal team to stop acting like a spoiled Hollywood Brat, put some clothes on, and find Jesus.

Or just LOOK like she's finding Jesus.

Paris couldn't even read the bible if she tried, there's too many big words, and what are all those numbers and stuff? ( Twirl Hair)

"They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to have her sentence reduced on appeal.”

“That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She’s got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime"-The Sun Newspaper

NO SKIMPY OUTFITS!? WE CAN SEE HER DAMN NIPPLE!

Labels: Paris the nun

The couple of five years has finally decided to make it official and Janet has already been seen around town sporting a huge engagement ring. A source tells mediatakeout.com, that Jermaine proposed to Janet on her birthday.

We just have one question....what does Janet get out of this?

He has turned her sound into ghetto crap, ostracised her gay fan base(we miss you girl), and spends all her money!

Let's hope she's smart enough to get him to sign a prenup!

Labels: Janet Jackson, Jermaine Dupri

Micha doesn't care if you like it or not, she's a hard core stoner and proud of it.

We've posted pics of her smoking weed while driving and recently she was at the Cannes Film Festival just casually lighting up a HUGE J!

How does she stay so skinny when she must get the munchies every two hours? Apparently she gets really baked and then stuffs her face with Pirates Booty, which just is an anorexics dream food.

Labels: Micha Barton Pot Head

Oh girl wait, I don't know if you can wear that dress with no bra, you nips going to totally fall out.

See Bai Ling's Nip Really Fall Out HERE

Labels: Bai Ling Nipple Nude Naked

A drug dealer to the star reveals it all to The National Enquirer and Popbytes.com has it all.

Click Here for The whole story!

Labels: Drug Dealer to the stars, Popbytes

We just threw up a little in our mouths.

Labels: Paris the saint

Katherine Heigl may just be the new queen of romantic comedies. That's what the reviews are saying after the premiere of her new movie "Knocked Up", which had us laughing hysterically in our seats.



She may seem like an overnight success but this stunning actress has been at it for years, and just recently got out of doing low rent indie films when she landed the role of Izzie on "Grey's Anatomy".

The premiere was packed with her co-stars from the show, Sara Ramirez and newly engaged Kate Walsh, as well as good pal Ryan Seacrest.

Labels: Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up Premeire

Alex putting on his best sexy face for Danny.


So we just did the Adam Carolla Morning Radio Show with Danny Bonaduce and Teresa Strasser. It is always such a good time.

We go on the show twice monthly to promote laragmag.com and to shoot the shit with the gang.

If you heard the show you know that Danny has promised to - POSE NUDE - for our site. Can you believe it?! We will be keeping you posted as this comes along.

You can hear our appearance on the AdamCarolla.com Check it out.

We will be on again June 5th. We will be doing a Gay Q&A! Oh, good times!

Labels: Adam Carolla, Danny Bonaduce, Gossip, Lynn and Alex, nude

Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he's ever had.

A source close to Calum said, “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

Surprise, Lindsay is a good lay...yuckie!

Labels: Lindsay Lohan sex

Don't even ask how we have this photo...yes, we are that close.


We love us some Work-Out on Bravo. It just finished its second season and looks like it will get picked up for a third. If you know the show you know that the best thing about the show is the "interaction" between Rebecca and Jackie. We thought Rebecca's fans might like a peek at that booty.

Work it out girl.

Labels: Jackie Warner, naked, nude, Nude Naked, Rebecca CArdon, Workout

Cackling like sorority girls, drunk at Taco Bell at 2am post Abbey Nightclub, and shouting in line

"Tacos!
Burritos!
What's coming out of your Speedos?
You got trouble! Ooooohhh
You're blowin' bubbles!"

Our Designated Driver Lisa, is acting like she's not with us.

Labels: laragmag.com presents, Lynn Drunk at The Border, Lynn Warren, Taco Bell

Damn girl, looking great.

Kate Hudson photographed this weekend looking firm and toned. Her abs are perfect!

Wait for it, wait for it...Ok, now!

Spice Girls reunion!

The once iconic female group will be recording a Christmas track due out later this year, the Post Chronicle reports:

Emma Bunton and Geri Haliwell - part of the chart-topping British girl band - could hardly contain their joy as they emerged from a Brighton recording studio, hugging each other and laughing, last week. The girls are hoping to grab this year’s prestigious UK Christmas number one and are delighted with the track they have chosen. Mel C is also said to have lay down her vocals for the track at the same studio. The remaining band members Victoria Beckham and Mel B - who are both currently in Los Angeles - will reportedly travel to the UK to record their parts next month. "

WTF....We are so going to play it at our Christmas party!

Labels: spice girls

Britney had a tantrum on a United Airlines flight (flight 272)as she was on her way from L.A. to Miami for her lip synch'ing show over the weekend. A passenger (Tony Sanchez) reported that Brit would not agree to sit in her assigned seat number and after they moved her she again freaked out and shouted to flight attendants,

“I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.”

She then demanded that the crew let her off the plane just minutes before takeoff. The captain eventually relented much to the chagrin of the other passengers. Another passenger stated, “Eventually the walk-on tunnel was brought back, the doors re-opened and Britney and her entourage-another girl and two men-all got off".

Why aren't my flights as interesting? We are excited when we get a free plastic bottle of booze!

PS - Is it us or do Brit and her possee look like matching sorority lesbos...just saying!

Labels: Britney Spears

Amy Winehouse's new husband Blake Fielder-Civil is a happy husband, who would'nt be with a sugar mama who lets you get fucked up everyday. According to The Sun newspaper in the UK , Blake has been singing "They tried to make me sign a pre-nup, but I said no, no, no" to the tune of Amy's Rehab song. Amy's friends are worried that he's a gold-digger, but right now she's too happy and intoxicated to think about anything negative.

Damn, you'd think she was on drugs or something?

Labels: Amy Winnehouse