We're On Team Lance! Reichen Hates Us

You'd think Reichen would be happy considering we have given him more press for his jewelery line than anyone to date. You're welcome Reichen!
All of us have had bad things written about us, but when you call Lynn and Alex fat that's crossing the line.....yes, yes, yes, we get it, Reichen's skinnier.
Our review consisted of five sentences (ok, maybe six) about Reichen's jewelery. We did not say one thing about his personal life, just the jewelery.
He retaliated with 3 pages of hate mail, it's a little redundant, so here are the best excerpts.
Hustling for cash? Are you kidding me? I’ll ALWAYS have more than you in every way including and beyond money, so don’t worry about that. You needn’t worry about my hustling. I know it sucks to lose the Amazing Race, but your insecurity about it here is obtuse. Let’s not talk MONEY, boys. You don’t know MONEY.
All in all, FUCK YOU from here on out…and I MEAN IT. I’ll let as many people as I know what screaming assholes you both are. BCC’ing every person I know well enough to warn in all aspects of charity, reality, and entertainment work in Hollywood (production, casting, etc) on this email, just so you’re aware. I’m going to spend a good hour making sure it goes out to everyone who needs to know what people like you do to people like me. Just spreading further what you put out there already. Nothing wrong with that, right boys? If it prevents you from doing one thing you care about…just one thing…I’ll be elated.
(We asked this at the end of our response)P.S. - Is there anything lower than calling a gay guy fat?
I DON’T KNOW, YOU DECIDE!!! I have so many other names for you now that “FAT FUCKING GAY GUYS” is the NICEST THING I COULD SAY ABOUT EITHER OF YOU! After being called “not something to lust after anymore” by the LIKES OF THE TWO OF YOU, you just threw yourself into the Boxing Ring of The Battle of Physical Attributes!! MAKES ME THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE GOT TO OFFER. Well let’s GO!
Reichen, can we still be red carpet friends? We promise we'll diet so we can be skinny friends.
Call us!






LOL! I soo wouldn't worry about it. Its not like he's that special anyway.
By the way, can I be the only one who thinks his "love of flight" rings look like chuck-E-Cheese kids pary favors?
Kid: What did you get tommy
Tommy: I got a kazoo what did you get?
Kid:a ring with a propeller in it.
-----ps. luvyou guys on carolla
Have to admit, heard you guys on Corolla this morning and you were the icing on my morning talk-show cake. And I loved the icing. With six gay men in my family, I've known gay since before I knew gay had two meanings. And I just have to say one thing: You were right about Reichen's jewelry. It's shit. It looks like some crap they'd sell on military bases to guys who a. have no taste or clue about syle in the first place and b. only buy it because it looks like they took nuts (pun intended) and bolts and made them shinier and put a price tag on them. I love how the ad is all naked man and you don't even notice the jewelry. Enough said.
Keep it up. Literally.
-e
i hate reichen.
yeah - he's so lame and his jewelry will be at the 99 cent store before you know it! i can't believe what a prick he is to write you that email - who has the time?!? rock on - you guys rule!
Honestly, don't even worry about this guy. You had every right to say his jewelry is ugly (because it IS!), his career is a joke, and now he's just PROVEN what a complete asshole everyone already knew he was. Reichen is a ZERO and has more enemies than he can count. You guys, on the other hand, are adorable and hilarious!!! Keep preaching it, sisters!
First of all, it's really sad that people like you give us gays a bad reputation for being bitchy. All of you are so naive. I'm very familiar with Love and Pride's jewelry and it's definitely not cheap, but rather classy and well made. Reichen partnered with them to give back to the gay community. At least he's one gay celebrity donating money to a good cause!!!!
I didn't look at Love and Pride's other jewelry, but the propeller rings are REALLY tacky looking.
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